New Exhibit!

We are happy to announce a new exhibit here at the DeMill Zoo:

Baby monkey standing on two legs. As you can see the gawkers are excited and thrilled that our newest member of the animal kingdom has finally built up enough courage to stand at the window and stare back at the zoo patrons. We repeatedly ask the onlookers to refrain from tapping on the glass as this upsets the animals. We also repeatedly ask them to not ogle the poor little baby monkey. Clearly, more drastic measures must be taken in the future to protect our small monkey child from severe ogling trauma.