Recession Proof

Here at the DeMill Institute for Budding Geniuses we go to great lengths to teach our students how to implement fundamental survival techniques into daily life in the event an economic crisis erupts therefore annihilating life's luxuries...like a teething ring, sand for digging and dumping, frosted jeans for a late 1980's look. It is never too early for our students to acquire an expert's knowledge on these important emergency tactics. We at the DeMill Institute for the Profoundly Intelligent emphatically stress to our students the urgency in learning to adapt to one's surroundings by using whatever one's little fingers can grab to satisfy one's urges. Your teeth hurt? Suck on a cold carrot. Need a sugar fix and there's no treat in sight? Dump out all the powdered sugar. Want to resemble Billy Idol, but you have no money for the hair or the digs? Pour previously mentioned powdered sugar all over your head and body. Desperately need sand to shovel? Refer to powdered sugar. At the DeMill Institute for the Extremely Gifted we maintain the highest standards of survival know-how. We understand what perfection should look and smell like here at the DeMill Institute for the Cleverly Bright. We expect the highest level of competency here at the DeMill Institute for the Astutely Able when it comes to emergency preparedness!

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